By Chad D. Baus

When word of significant cuts to the Toledo police force first came out, one senior police officer issued the following recommendation to city residents:

"Buy guns. Invest in precious metals: lead, gun power and brass."

And now, Mayor Carty Finkbeiner is admitting the reason why this is such good advice:

"Violent crimes, shootings, are not ever prevented by the presence of a police officer, no matter how many thousands of police officers you have."

By Rob Sexton

Longtime readers of Superman comics will recall "Bizarro World", a place where right is wrong, up is down, and everything is basically the opposite of the way things normally occur. Seinfeld fans will recall an entire episode devoted to Bizarro World. It seems like sportsmen are living in Bizarro World, given the unholy alliance between the nation's top animal rights group and America's most conservative talk radio host.

Hunters, anglers and trappers were stunned to learn on April 24th that Rush Limbaugh had produced two ads supporting the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS). Sportsmen contend that many people donate to HSUS believing the group operates or assists local dog and cat shelters. Instead the group uses contributions to ban and restrict hunting rights. How is it possible that a man who used to rail against "environmentalist wackos" would be collaborating with an organization whose president has openly admitted he'd like to see all hunting banned?